It's fun to laugh at climate change deniers, but then you meet them IRL; and cry.

  • complete_tool: ...and it's snowed more in the past few years, that's why I don't believe that stuff about global warming.
  • holier_than_thou: It's actually called climate change, it's been scientifically proven.
  • complete_tool: No it hasn't.
  • ***holier_than_thou facepalms

An aspiring social media marketer.

  • friend: do you have a large connection of internet people, by any chance?
  • me: um, what do you mean by internet people?
  • friend: people you know online who dont mind the occasial quick spam message =)
  • friend: and by spam, i mean please help me win a contest by upvoting
  • me: not those kind of people, sorry

Upon reading that Tumblr will soon have an easy backup feature.

  • me: that makes me so happy, I want to hug Marco right now
  • sadtomato: sort of like bengold?

How to lose an argument

  • me: so what problems will be helped by me telling you my passwords
  • person: [It will create] a sense of trust
  • me: wat

Attempts at ubuntu --> windows vnc

  • Beret: are you sure you can't use an ubuntu live disc? it'd make vnc much easier
  • J: no, I want to conquer windows
  • J: what was the command that you gave me earlier?
  • Beret: vinagre, it's the vnc client for gnome
  • J: windows is doing one of those stupid restarts
  • Beret: LIVE DISC
  • Beret: conquering windows is a waste of your time
  • J: i'm mad at my computers now, working on it will continue at a later point in time
  • Beret: find the size of your music, videos, etc. and I'll see how much I can host
  • J: not now
  • J: i'm pissed
  • J: at my computer
  • Beret: destroy your harddrive, solve both problems
  • J: i need porn now, jk jk

All you ever needed to know

  • Beret: btw, the dreamers is a strange movie
  • anon: no shit..
  • anon: told u
  • anon: really awkward movie
  • Beret: it has incest and a crazy chick, and a guy who *always* pees in the sink
  • anon: i no right
  • human: nowadays it seems that graduate school is mandatory too.
  • me: despite the fact that college is prohibitively expensive.
  • human: don't let that stop you.

Ubuntu is becoming weak and impotent.

  • Josh Holland: How have you not heard? Ctrl-Alt-Bksp is being disabled to prevent newbies exploring restarting their X servers. There was quite a discussion in ubuntu-devel-discuss.
  • Dotan Cohen: Are there any documented cases where a newbie has been bitten by this?
  • David Curtis: Yes, I was just on IRC #ubuntu when someone asked how to restart alsa/pulseaudio. Some idiot responded 'hit ctrl-alt-bksp' and boom, newb at xxx.xxx.xx.xx. has quit (client terminated).
  • Laughable, yes. But if the questioner had lost data they would have been furious.
  • https: //lists.ubuntu.com/archives/ubuntu-users/2009-March/177642.html

Jonathan Krohn

  • anon1: Send illegal child pornography to his house.
  • anon2: wait, you mean to say there's a legal kind?
  • anon3: HOLY SHIT.
  • anon3: THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW ABOUT THE INTERNET.

#telephreak(.org) @ irc.2600.com

  • rez: thank god for iced tea... a staple in the southern us
  • y2katy_: thank god for bong hits...a staple in ca
It was just a joke, sorry. The other person mentioned chocolate rain. I thought you were just as cool. (he/she also mentioned drugs, but let’s not talk about that)

It was just a joke, sorry.

The other person mentioned chocolate rain. I thought you were just as cool.
(he/she also mentioned drugs, but let’s not talk about that)

#infoleak (informationleak.net) @ irc.2600.com

  • deadboyinfernite: so I am a massive /b/tard, sometimes even in real life
  • deadboyinfernite: and my best friend
  • deadboyinfernite: is a total feminazi
  • deadboyinfernite: it's a weird combination, I just realized that
  • Regultion: Do you tell her about the joys of the kitchen?
  • deadboyinfernite: well, I just told her over the phone to make me a sandwich and she hung up
  • deadboyinfernite: she actually called back with a sigh
  • deadboyinfernite: and asked what I wanted on it
  • Regultion: Capped
  • (via Link|Devon)

#Telephreak (telephreak.org) @ irc.2600.com

  • ATGeek: And it's all Bunni3's fault
  • Bunni3: mine? dude i have tits, thus meaning nothing is ever my fault
  • ATGeek: Excellent point
  • chronomex: Bunni3: only holds on the internet
  • chronomex: in the real world, everything is women's fault
  • Bunni3: chronomex: never had a girlfriend?
  • Bunni3: because i own in the real world too
  • elx: girls are evil

Choices in #infoleak @ irc.2600.com

  • maxhax14: hey, what programming language would you suggest for an easy first language (I'm 15)
  • Blitzkrieg: c++, it's just so easy to learn
  • PhreakerD7: Python
  • solar: perl, python is like wiping your ass with a mace
  • PhreakerD7: solar: Then perl is like wiping it with a gun
  • PhreakerD7: Which you're repeatedly firing into your asshole
  • solar: perl is like wiping your ass with puppies
  • PhreakerD7: Dead puppies, maybe
  • solar: still very soft
  • PhreakerD7: Python is like wiping your ass with an angel's face
  • solar: PhreakerD7: why would you do that
  • PhreakerD7: Because Python doesn't give a fuck
  • Blitzkrieg: perl is like getting your cocked sucked by PhreakerD7's mom... let's you do what you want and is always open to new things
  • PhreakerD7: Blitzkrieg: Python is like getting your cock sucked by Blitzkrieg's mom... has years of experience and always swallows

Why you should follow irc.tumblr.com

  • toxick: stop using emoticons [aberet]
  • toxick: only fags use those
  • aberet: "nstrich: hug please / toxick: you'll get more than that ;) " <- faggy
  • nstrich: ... don't be a fag, i hate fags
  • jamiew: you'll fit in great in america then :(
  • toxick: aberet: nstrich and i are "boner buddies"
  • toxick: his words
  • simen-: that's a delicate phrase
  • toxick: sounds pretty faggy to me
  • toxick: i wish i was gay
  • beng0ld: Me too
  • toxick: i get along better with nstrich than any woman