Girl Repellent, or, A Poem About Computers
My friends PC has a virus
With which he generously supplied us
Yet I remain calm
and let out a yawn
I use the OS made by Linus
My friends PC has a virus
With which he generously supplied us
Yet I remain calm
and let out a yawn
I use the OS made by Linus
Welcome to the wonderful world of firefox, where everything is held together with javascript and hope.
He’s like John Gruber except more stoned, more youthful and more likely to get laid.
“I’ve talked to people, and often your ‘fixes’ are actually removing capabilities that you had, because they were ‘too confusing to the user’.
That’s _not_ like any other open source project I know about. Gnome seems to be developed by interface nazis, where consistently the excuse for not doing something is not ‘it’s too complicated to do’, but ‘it would confuse users’.
”
13 Dec 2005: [Usability] Re: [Desktop_architects] Printing dialog and GNOME
In which Linus brings the smackdown on Gnome’s candied bottom.
Someone at ArchLinux.org uses a mac with skitch.
This Is How You Steal 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPods In 31 Seconds
YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS EXCLUSIVE FIRST-HAND SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE OF THE SPECTACULAR SMASH & GRAB!!!
Related: the voice-over announcer makes me think of old-time dragnet, but sillier.
The U.S. scientific innovation infrastructure has historically consisted of a loose public-private partnership that included legendary institutions such as Bell Labs, RCA Labs, Xerox PARC XRX, the research operations of IBM IBM, DARPA, NASA, and others. In each of these organizations, programs with clear commercial potential were supported alongside efforts at “pure” research, with the two streams often feeding one another. With abundant corporate and venture-capital funding for eventual commercialization, these research labs have made enormous contributions to science, technology, and the economy, including the creation of millions of high-paying jobs. Consider a few of the crown jewels from Bell Labs alone:
• The first public demonstration of fax transmission (1925)
• First long-distance TV transmission (1927)
• Invention of the transistor (1947)
• Invention of photovoltaic cell (1954)
• Creation of the UNIX operating system (1969)
• Technology for cellular telephony (1978)
(via azspot)
<bitter observations>
I’ve noticed that guys with Alienware gear appear more likely to have girls that are out of their league. This confused me for a while, but then enlightenment struck me. Alienware stuff is just a symptom of being very rich (and having bad taste in tech) The women can be explained away in a similar fashion.
</bitter observations>
urif:
Check out this 1991 video, starting at minute 23. We are in 2009 now. After you’ve watched it, repeat with me:
To everyone building desktop development tools:
SHAME ON US ALL!
“Mere mortals can use this very, very powerful peice of software”
Also, his favorite font is Stencil, 24pt bold.
(via inky)
“Are you afraid of losing your information? I thought that Gmail would never be in danger of losing anything.”
Lino Uruñuela (commeting on “How to back up your Gmail on Linux in four easy steps”)
*facepalm*
Real men use real software.
pictured: seamonkey 2.0b1pre
ps: in beta2 the file save dialog started working again :D
Just some light traffic analysis.
note: this should not be construed as a claim of 1337 hacking skills in any way. I have no idea about what I’m doing. I couldn’t even make dsniff work ffs. (but that might be because it was last updated in ‘02)
Tony Flick - Hacking the Smart Grid
Recent penetration tests have shown that proper security mechanisms are not currently built into components of the smart grid … an attacker could exploit these vulnerabilities to turn off electricity to hundreds of thousands of homes.
They discuss design flaws of private tracker announces (passkeys and client side trust) and extensively detail the weaknesses the of BitTorrent’s encryption scheme. (RC4, improper use of static strings, unnecessary hashing, etc.)
In the end it fails to even provide the simple obfuscation against throttling it was designed to do.
So what is the solution to all of these problems? MSE [BT encryption] should never have been built! Let me be very clear, MSE was built by people who don’t fully understand the cryptographic systems they are using. MSE is wasteful of resources and does not provide the type of protection that the authors desired. In fact, the solution to traffic shaping and keeping your data a secret existed long before BitTorrent. The answer is SSL, which is now called TLS. TLS is both efficient and effective, two things that MSE is not.
ps: I’ve only read one Black hat paper yet and skimmed 2. But I already feel less secure. (BH09 media archives)