Girl Repellent, or, A Poem About Computers

My friends PC has a virus
With which he generously supplied us
Yet I remain calm
and let out a yawn
I use the OS made by Linus

Welcome to the wonderful world of firefox, where everything is held together with javascript and hope.

Welcome to the wonderful world of firefox, where everything is held together with javascript and hope.

How to lose an argument

  • me: so what problems will be helped by me telling you my passwords
  • person: [It will create] a sense of trust
  • me: wat
He’s like John Gruber except more stoned, more youthful and more likely to get laid.

He’s like John Gruber except more stoned, more youthful and more likely to get laid.

I’ve talked to people, and often your ‘fixes’ are actually removing capabilities that you had, because they were ‘too confusing to the user’.

That’s _not_ like any other open source project I know about. Gnome seems to be developed by interface nazis, where consistently the excuse for not doing something is not ‘it’s too complicated to do’, but ‘it would confuse users’.

13 Dec 2005: [Usability] Re: [Desktop_architects] Printing dialog and GNOME

In which Linus brings the smackdown on Gnome’s candied bottom.

(Linus’ WM patches)

Someone at ArchLinux.org uses a mac with skitch.

Someone at ArchLinux.org uses a mac with skitch.

This Is How You Steal 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPods In 31 Seconds

YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS EXCLUSIVE FIRST-HAND SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE OF THE SPECTACULAR SMASH & GRAB!!!

Related: the voice-over announcer makes me think of old-time dragnet, but sillier.

<bitter observations>
I’ve noticed that guys with Alienware gear appear more likely to have girls that are out of their league. This confused me for a while, but then enlightenment struck me. Alienware stuff is just a symptom of being very rich (and having bad taste in tech) The women can be explained away in a similar fashion.
</bitter observations>

<bitter observations>

I’ve noticed that guys with Alienware gear appear more likely to have girls that are out of their league. This confused me for a while, but then enlightenment struck me. Alienware stuff is just a symptom of being very rich (and having bad taste in tech) The women can be explained away in a similar fashion.

</bitter observations>

“Are you afraid of losing your information? I thought that Gmail would never be in danger of losing anything.”

Lino Uruñuela (commeting on “How to back up your Gmail on Linux in four easy steps”)

*facepalm*

Real men use real software.
pictured: seamonkey 2.0b1pre
ps: in beta2 the file save dialog started working again :D

Real men use real software.

pictured: seamonkey 2.0b1pre

ps: in beta2 the file save dialog started working again :D

Just some light traffic analysis.
note: this should not be construed as a claim of 1337 hacking skills in any way. I have no idea about what I&#8217;m doing. I couldn&#8217;t even make dsniff work ffs. (but that might be because it was last updated in &#8216;02)

Just some light traffic analysis.

note: this should not be construed as a claim of 1337 hacking skills in any way. I have no idea about what I’m doing. I couldn’t even make dsniff work ffs. (but that might be because it was last updated in ‘02)