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One of the TV’s at UNM Hospital was playing a Girls Gone Wild infomercial.
Hey kids, it’s time for old, 2 hour long Arabian comedy with muppet song intro day!
Watch for the girls playing basketball in short shorts at 58 minutes in and the catchy dance number at 63 minutes.
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Bin-laden didn't even encrypt his phone calls.
Pretend for a moment that you’re running a international group of crazy people from your cave in Afghanistan, and you want to talk to your super secret switchboard in the capital of your fathers birth country.
So you just take out your satellite phone and call direct to HQ. To provide some level of security you speak in using code words like you’re an 8 year old with a secret clubhouse. Your sinister bearded operatives in foreign countries also call direct to your communications hub to receive your orders.
As you somewhat openly plot your moves, the agency motoring your calls (NSA) refuses to share intelligence with other agencies due to interagency rivalries. Similar issues of non-communication occur to a lesser extent with the CIA & FBI.
While they’re bickering you bomb 2 US embassies, the USS Cole and hijack 4 planes which you crash into various buildings of significance.
Congratulations, your operations are now at international mastermind level; and your enemies have hamstrung themselves.
ps: watch the whole nova program on this, it’s very interesting.
Simon Cowell blasts Beatles
If The Beatles came on the show we would have said, ‘We’ll take those three - Paul McCartney, John Lennon and George Harrison - but probably lose the drummer.’
In which Simon Cowell demonstrates (once again) how terribly useless reality tv is at choosing good talent.
Once Michael Jackson finishes dying on national TV we can return to our regular ‘reporting’ about how the entire internet is filled with pedophiles we should be deathly afraid of.
Remember kids, any male over 30 that’s nice to you (doesn’t ignore you) is a creep. Run home and report him to your parents so we can all be safe.
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72oz steak.
“I love to play strippers and to imitate them, I love using that idea for comedy,
but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that.”
