Hey kids, it’s time for old, 2 hour long Arabian comedy with muppet song intro day!

Watch for the girls playing basketball in short shorts at 58 minutes in and the catchy dance number at 63 minutes.

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azspot:

Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick.

Oh dear god. Chuck Grassley actually used those debt dragon slides. (scroll to the pdf’s at the bottom)

This Is How You Steal 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPods In 31 Seconds

YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS EXCLUSIVE FIRST-HAND SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE OF THE SPECTACULAR SMASH & GRAB!!!

Related: the voice-over announcer makes me think of old-time dragnet, but sillier.

2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

These people are serious. (via wigu)

Todays proxy user was from Tehran. They wanted to download this video but suhosin bitched about the long GET request (and crushed their fragile revolutionary hopes like a really long parenthetical expression). It’s fixed now though, perhaps they will return later.

ps: I refuse to tint my avatar green because that’s just stupid.

Jonathan Coulton - First Of May

In other news, some used latex has been sighted in the nearby park.
It was a water balloon.

I lol’d.

Remember dudes & ladies, the mouth is key to a good relationship; and it’s not just for communication either. (though that helps too)

itsbs:

Oh noes! Teh gheys be stealin’ mah freedom!

These trolls are good, even better than aids guy. They got on tv! Oh wait. They’re serious.

But a rainbow coalition? Coming together in love? C’mon.
It reminds me of a guy who pinned me to the ground because he “cared.” He was full of it too. [download] [the auditions]

A small taste of It’s Bullshit.

s0l: The Rise of Oh-Dearism a short by Adam Curtis for Charlie Brooker’s Newswipe

It’s sad when some of the most serious mainstream reporting on this mess comes from FUCKING COMEDY SHOWS.

Always
Invest in
Garbage

For some good less mainstream news try The Diane Rhem Show, Counterspin or Democracy Now (NPR is kinda mediocre)

ps: Hulu changed their TOS and Privacy Policy on the 12th. I’m not sure what the differences are. Google’s cached version (TOS/Priv) reports being from the 6/7th but the cached page itself says the 12th. Maybe I’ll run a diff on the pages.

But wait! There’s even more lulzy jailbait dancing to Over and Over. (link fixed bcause parlaphone deleted their own video)